Tough times ahead.

  Had my circumcision operation yesterday morning in a miserably primitive clinic. Shambling around like an old and sick man now. Needless to say I can't wear pants, so I cover myself up using a towel, wrapping around my waist like putting on a skirt. Urgh, freaking troublesome.

In fact having a surgery isn't that scaring. Thanks to the anaesthetic, it greatly reduces pain, however it doesn't anaesthetize me to become totally numb, I can still feel pressure exerted on my body. When the operation was on, there was no shield or whatever put in front of me to block my view which means I can actually observe the whole process. But being a scary cat I chose to close my eyes tightly throughout the whole cruel process of penis chop-off! Could clearly feel my fast beating heart at that moment.

I didn't time how long the surgery was, probably 45 minutes. The doctor used a pair of scissors to cut my skin ( not painful at all, believe me ) and stitched up later on ( Can actually feel a fine stick, apparently the needle, passes through my skin. It's relatively painful, itchy and irritating!! ). After the surgery, the reserved old doctor cleared things up really rapidly and in no time he was out of the room, together with his trolley. Leaving behind a nurse and I.

Few minutes later, the nurse too left the room. Leaving me alone in that creepy wooden-walled room with a super old fashioned air-conditioner rumbling in the background! Hello?! What's going on? Everybody seemed too happy to leave me behind, rushed out like no tomorrow. Sigh.. poor me.

Nothing I could do, so I closed my eyes again, trying to rest a bit. After maybe a century had passed, the same nurse appeared and gave me some medicine. To be fair, actually she's a nice person. She saw me biting the medicine and asked : “ Eh.. why you consume them this way? Why don't you just swallow them? Very bitter, no? ” I told her I'm born to bite them, haha, in fact I just don't happen to swallow medicine, not good at swallowing. The nurse also told me many things to note before I left. Very caring person she was. # Thumb Up! #

I'm going back to the clinic next Monday to have my stitches taken off. 6 days more, tough times ahead man, indeed!

Shall end this post here, old and sick man doesn't blog long!

Thanks Ah Leong, so caring of you! Thank you ~!~! Appreciate it. :D :D

Happy Holiday.

Tarot.

Seems getting lazier and lazier to blog.

Have been working on a long post for many many days, yet still couldn't manage to finish it, can't really be bothered to get it done.

It seems very easy to have an idea of what to write, but it takes forever to get me started.

Anyway, wanna thanks all my buddies for coming by, leaving your precious comments. They all made my days! :D

Happiness.

Talking about english, I first decided to write this blog in english just for the sake of sharpening my writing skill. I received comments like “ ur eng is fantastic.. ”.

Wow.. so flattered.

Thank you for your appreciation. No lo seriously, I'm still struggling hard to make it better. Thanks to my dad, since he is at home now, he buys english newspaper everyday and I get to learn lotsa new words. It would take me a whole good afternoon to finish reading it, because most of the time spent referring to the dictionary. @@

Last night, my mother told me that my lovely father has secretly booked two slots for the circumcision operation. One for me and the other for my little brother. TOTALLY FREAKED. Not because I am scared. It's that they didn't acquire my consensus in the first place. This is like not respecting me at all. Come on! I got so freaked out, so angry! I kept quiet and ignored my mother all the way when she's telling me things to note before the operation, like shaving off my pubic fur, shower before going and bla bla bla. Oh my god!

But after no more than half an hour, I turned from being angry to become sort of feelings like “ Woo, I cant wait... Can I keep the residue after the operation?... Cool.. gonna blog about this! ” Urgh, hopefully the healing period won't hurt me much.

Alright, so expect some really interesting stuffs coming up!

By the way,

Saw this in my facebook profile that day.



Pure syokness!

Haha.

The End.

Happy Birthday.

It's your day today, Jack.

Have you blown the candles?

I'm old enough and therefore wise;
With age our brains grow bigger in size.
So I wish for you a long, long life,
So your brain can grow bigger and stop causing strife.

And although we often disagree,
There’s a strong hope that I can see,
For it’s birthday time; a year has passed;
Your brain is getting bigger fast.


Before too long, your bulb may light;
No longer will you want to fight,
Because when you have a brighter mind,
It will be easier for us to think in kind.

With each year you live your thinking grows stronger,
And that’s why I wish you’ll live a whole lot longer.


Happy Birthday!

Though I know it takes ages before you actually connect to the net,

Though I know getting you here is rather beyond the bounds of possibility,

Though I know you might get too groggy to see what I have written above after mass PS2 playing,

Though .

Though ..

Though ...

Yet, C. H. Lek still wanna wish you a Happy Birthday, and many Happy Returns Of The Day!

长命百岁ok? XD

Ask a computer geek.

Imagine what life is without William Henry Gates III. ( Microsoft )

Imagine what life is without Tim Berners-Lee. ( World Wide Web )

Imagine what life is without Jon S. von Tetzchner. ( Opera )

Imagine what life is without Jimmy Donal "Jimbo" Wales. ( Wikipedia )

Imagine what life is without Larry Page and Sergey Brin. ( Google )

Imagine what life is without Steve Chen, Chad Hurley, and Jawed Karim. ( YouTube )

Imagine what life is without Zou Shenglong and Cheng Hao. ( Xunlei )

Imagine what life is without Michael Morhaime, Ayman Allen Adham and Frank Pearce. ( Blizzard Ent. )

Thank you, you guys made this planet a much better place to live, indeed !

Flies.

 Before the holiday, my friend was grumbling about flies. He said his house was out of a sudden infested by flies. Lived in Taiping for almost 8 good years, thank god flies nor mosquitoes didn't bother my life much. But for some ass reasons, flies can be seen inside my house recently, hovering around my ass, land on my arms and legs, so ticklish and irritating.

Ok la... Fret not, this post is not about flies, I just somehow like to digress a bit before going to the main point. Guess this is why I didn't do well in essays.

Alright, what I'm going to blog is what happened a day before the holiday. * WTF a tiny flies is now buzzing around me! * 

On that day, I went to school as usual.. out of boredom. At school, I spent my time playing card with people, just another ordinary day I thought.

Leong present on that day too, and she was happily playing fake monopoly with some other people. Allow me to digress a bit here. I went close to them and to my freaking surprise, every single piece of banknote in the game set was wrapped in plastic paper. PLASTIC PAPERS! Exactly like how my brother protects his Yu-Gi-Oh cards with plastic sheath. How KUA ZHANG can it be! People actually spent so much time protecting fake notes. Funny. * Already has an ugly look yet still doing such xxx thing. # frantic! # *

School dismiss at 12.00 sharp that day. On the way home, my brother went to Shell to pump petrol. I looked at the display, showing that petrol is now priced at 215 sen per litre. I then checked on the net, per barrel of crude oil has slumped down to 58 USD. I suppose it's lower than the days when petrol is 190 sen per litre. Why isn't it dropping???? 

I was so boring waiting for him in the car, for no reason, I grabbed my bag and open it up. I looked into it and found an expensive looking plastic bag ( the logo I mean ), it shouldn't be there as I could not afford to do shopping in such place. 

Before I disclose what is in it, allow me to digress again, just a little bit.

EH!!! EH!!!!

K la, just kidding.

* Thinking back.. *

When it was almost school dismiss time, I saw Leong was sneakily writing something on a greeting card. Of course I did approach her to ke-po a bit ( aiks, instinct.), she immediately keep the card under her butt when she perceived my ke-poness, like a hen protecting her eggs. Wow, She has something even me, her best buddy can't get to know? I kept asking her, harping on her and eventually she shouted at me. “ OOOOoooi, this is my privacy!!” 

YES.

You're right, she was the one putting in the plastic bag into my bag. Guess what's inside?

YES.

The card.



There's one more, 

clothes.


You must be thinking, she must be confessing to me, right?

I did think so too at that moment. Opening up the card, to see lots of tiny words written on it. It's written in chinese and.. yeah, talking about privacy. Lalala~ I'm not going to disclose the content. Leaving suspense in a story makes me a good writer, I believe.

After reading the whole thing, I wasn't thinking of anything, anybody, or whatever. My mind went BLANK. Totally BLANK. 

Meanwhile, my brother has finally finish pumping the petrol. So, off we went home.

In fact, that day I was in a rush going out to watch the latest flick, Madagascar 2 with my friends ( That particular clique were amazing, fortunately I didn't photographed anything. Else.. hahahahaha!! enough. ). Very nice movie indeed, relaxing, entertaining, had fun and enjoyed! 

Leong was there as well.

This is not the first time she gave me present. I didn't really know the reason she gave me this time. Probably a goodbye gift as she is dropping to 5Sc2? I know she had had a hard time to accept the fact that she's dropping, she almost sobbed her heart out some while ago in the school when she knew she's not going to score good enough for the final exam. She cried so madly, and grumbled about why nothing paid off for what she has done. She must have tried really hard for the examination. I know it Leong ...

 Haiz, and the saddest thing to tell is, we're not going to study in the same class next year. You see, both of us had been together for 4 years at least, gone through the highs and lows in life. She used to sit in front of me during examinations in the past 4 years, every single examination, everytime.

But now, I'm not going to see her sitting in front of me anymore, never, never again ....

To make things clear, she didn't confess to me in the card. Just some of her thoughts, as a friend and regarding next year. She has put in a lot of effort in our relationship, and I can see she really does care about me.



I don't deserve all these, do I? I am a nobody, Leong, I appreciate it. Having such a nice person like you , it's indeed a godsent. Thank you for whatever it is. THANK YOU! * Blissful Smile *

So.. guys, again I must emphasize, appreciate whatever you have. :)

Take nothing for granted, god gonna have a crush on you.

I have so many to write about you, Leong. The article would go endless if I were to continue on. Maybe in the following posts.

I guess I shall stop here.

–

Random :



Secret recipe's “ chocolate banana ” is inedible. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL.
Waste $.
Except that you like banana's “ fishy ” taste. 

Highly not recommended.



My brother found this piece of calligraphy I wrote, in his book shelf, asking if he could dump it away.

Omg, it's nice, ain't it? 

Alright, not really I guess.

Bye~

Forgetting.

Are you a forgetful person?

I am. Since the day I was funnily elected as a monitor, I started to realise how forgetful I can be.

Miao Si happened to be the former monitor before me ( she became the vice monitor when I hastily stepped in ). Seriously, taking over what miao si used to do did freak me out. She is an uberly efficient person. Any affairs, be it classes substitution and the subsequent school dismiss time, she knows it and arranges for all of us before nobody! Teachers all like her very much, even after I have become the monitor, teachers would still intuitively call her up for matters. 

No, I'm not jealous at all. Miao Si's leadership is unparalleled, I'm admiring and you should too. 

Bravo miao~ if you ever happened to see this. :)

Being a monitor, troublesome things await for me everyday. Worse still, I am under a lazy-boned form teacher. Distance from my class to the staff room is no joke, and I have to walk there to and fro on daily basis just to get her a record book, report to her the class attendance, and finally put the book back. This is not only troublesome but frightening, because I used to have school-says-it-is-long fringe so I'm actually risking my life wandering around the administration block. 

Doing all these stuffs took up the whole session of my recess time, so I barely had time to enjoy my breakfast in a peaceful pace. 

Yes, I'm whining. But at the same time, I do appreciate as I did learn a lot from being a monitor.

As a monitor, I have to take charge of some photocopying job too. You know what, photocopying in black and white for 40 folks can actually bill up to RM100, amazing right? I felt very guilty when I look at piles of untouched photocopied exercises. Hopefully I would move my lazy ass and finish them during this holiday. SPM next year, no joke!

In the past, I never paid a single attention whenever someone was in front of the class announcing something, says Miao Si ( She used to be a monitor since form 1 I suppose ). I didn't realise it was very RUDE until the day I was making some public information in front of class, I saw nobody is paying attention nor making eyes contact with me. It freaked me out my ass, I tried to make my voice louder, but to no avail, eventually I have to shout and even use expletives. Oh my god, it made me felt embarrassed when I think back. How can I do that? So low EQ of me it was. In order not to do that again, I thereafter wrote everything on the blackboard. 

Year end holiday has finally approached. This too means the end of my commitment being a monitor. I don't particularly think I would miss this affair. But undoubtedly, it was a great experience, it was. 

To summarize everything,

I have learnt that
 

~ We should not take everything for granted. Magnify and greatly appreciate whatever people do for you.

~ ' Thank you ' is a must. It brings acknowledgement on one's job, even it's an obligation. Everybody loves appreciation. Saying ' Thank you ' too shows how civilised you are. 

~ Take your responsibility seriously, being dedicated makes everyone loves you. Leaving a good impression helps you in many ways. 

~ Be happy and optimistic when one gives you chance for a job, in my case, a class monitor. In case you think being a monitor sounds nothing to you, so kampung-kia of you. 

~ In this world of reality, people above you in terms of authority, status, and position are mostly snobbish, they find no reason to stop making use of you whenever chances come by. Nobody will bother to treat you like how they respect people on par or above them.

Alright, I'm done writing.

If you have read up to here, really appreciate your patience or you actually have a crush on me? Haha..

Sincerely hope you get something from this rough written article, sharing is caring, ain't it?  

A plain text blog entry sucks max. Shall I introduce to you the aforementioned, incredibly efficient Miao Si.

Friendship. A soul in bodies.

  What defines a friend? Friend to me is someone who shares a certain amount of alike brain cells with me. Every time someone discusses about friends with me, I can hardly shout out a name of nobody. Seriously I do think I am yet to have a 'proper' friend even up to now. 

  Studying in Hua Lian for so many years and the last year is finally impending. So what do I have now? If I were in some sort of emergency, says my penis got chopped off or someone fuck me straight up my ass, assuming my relatives weren't around, do I have somebody to call up for help? Of course there are, but not intuitively I am sure. 

  You have sensed how eager I am to have a ' friend ', have not you?

  Well I seriously do. 

  Not to say I don't have friends whom I could mess around with, because I call them buddies. Sometimes I just don't feel completely right to call them my friends. 

    Here is an example, one guy in our class, whom widely recognized as a guy biatch ( some sort of bitch breed, means an ass human hates ), he would definitely be the one If I were to tell you a person who shares the most amount of alike brain cells with me ( But I am not a biatch am I? Hahas ), I did find a big potential to be in a really close relationship with him. What set him back is probably his attitude, he has an incredibly high self-esteem ( Thanks to my stunted growth, I guess it contributed partly. ), he typically thinks he's handsome and a all-rounder person. All these are quite tolerable actually, you know ... human in adolescence. But the most irritating thing he does is HE TALKS COCK. He looks down on other people, never realise when it's time to be humble.. 
In a nutshell he is mediocre to the bottom hell. I guess this is the reason he got named a biatch and having a lousy network of relationship with people around. It might not be true, all self-assumed from observation.

  Another example, but for this person, it's a joke if you ever heard someone wanna be her friend. This legendary person, whom being secretly admired as an ' impossible mission ' by one of my girl buddy has an even lousy network of friendship and all her buddies sucks max, in or out. What I wanna point out is, there must be a reason in that particular person when you see someone being isolated to the very edge. At first I was thinking, maybe it was due to her pathetic appearance? Looking into the mirror, not really I then said. She walks really rapidly, able to get herself stunned on a seat whole day long and the most frightening part is she reads history textbook as often as I sleep. Amazing? I did try to approach her, because seriously I like such mysterious person and I would like to socialize a bit with her, who knows I could dig a gold out of her mouth and revealing the truth to everybody the reason why she hardly talks. 

  Okay done crapping.

  So have you just realised you happened to stone on a seat all alone all day long? No one bother to ask you for a blackjack game even the bid is merely 10 sen? Frankly speaking I hate you to the max, you greatly deplete the human resources I could have made friends with.

  In case you find this post irrelevant or having no points worth reading. Don't get confused, the author just woke up from a 6 hours nap plus the godly wee hours now, he just feel like blogging some shit away.

  Don't get offended please JR and Leong. Both of you are my best buddies ever. gaga XD

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